Chris Christie: Today’s “Trump Ass-Sniffing” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Chris. In the past, he has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Chris is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Stetson University School of Law in 1987. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

In another attempt to gain acceptance from The Former Great Leader in the event he decides to run again for the GOP presidential nomination, Chris decided to strap on a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads for the purpose of performing some necessary Trump Ass-Kissing.

During a recent (ca. May 2021) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Chris was asked by the Seminole Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser to grade The Former Great Leaders’ performance as president.  Chris then made the following false and laughable statement.

“Oh, listen, overall, I give the president an A.”

An “A” you say Chris Baby? The only “A” that can rightfully be assigned to The Former Great Leader would be “A-Hole.”

Arrogance Award Winner = 1

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 3

Bullshit Award Winner = 2

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Jenny Craig Award Winner: Art. 3 Caloric Intake Awards

Grinch Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Miscellaneous Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 4

Screwball Award Winner = 1

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