Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Trump Ass-Sniffing Flunky” Award Winner

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-four (34) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

For the sole purpose of proving his undying love and adulation for the Former Great Leader, Lindsey appeared on an episode of the Sean Hannity Comedy Show wherein he made the following ass-kissing statements.

• “The people who try to erase him are going to wind up getting erased.”
• “It’s impossible for this party to move forward without President Trump being its leader because the people who are conservative have chosen him as their leader.”
• “And you know why they chose him? Because he delivered.”

Yeah, he sure as hell did deliver Lindsey Baby. He delivered the following voters to the GOP.

• Practicing Misogynists
• White Supremacists
• The Proud Boys
• The Oath Keepers
• Serial Adulterers
• Wife Beaters
• Crooked Swamp Dwellers appointed to Cabinet level positions

Yes indeedy, the GOP should be proud of the accomplishments of the Former Great Leader. He single handedly proved that being a Disgusting Adulterer who cheerfully slept with a Porn Star during his wife’s pregnancy is considered by the evangelical crowd to be a God Fearing American Super Patriot.

Hopefully, the Former Great Leader will agree to pay for the double knee replacement surgery that Lindsey is going to require in the not-too-distant future.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 14

Bigot Award Winner = 1

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 2

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Misc. Award Winner = 3

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2