Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Ass-Kissing Blockhead”

 Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 674 awards, 133 opinion pieces and 111 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

In his ongoing attack to purify the Republican Party in his own perverted image, the Former Great Leader decided to feign support for Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) to replace his nemesis and truthteller Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming.

Rep. Cheney committed several Mortal Sins by telling the truth that the 2020 election was fair without any fraud and that the Former Great Leader got his substantial ass kicked by Joe Biden. In fact, Joey beat Small Hands Donnie by nearly seven (7) million votes.

In stroking Rep. Stefanik’s overblown ego, the Former Great Leader made the following laughable comments about her.

• “The House GOP has a massive opportunity to upgrade this week from warmonger Liz Cheney to gifted communicator Elise Stefanik.”
• “Elise has intelligence, an endorsement from American Patriot Brandon Judd and the National Border Patrol Council.”
• “She has an A+ from the NRA, and she loves our Veterans.”
• “We need someone in Leadership who has experience flipping districts from Blue to Red as we approach the important 2022 midterms, and that’s Elise.”
• “She knows how to win, which is what we need!”

Now that she has received this so-called ringing endorsement from the Former Great Leader, there is only one thing that Elise needs to answer, which is as follows.

• Will she agree to let Small Hands Donnie grab her by the whatchamacallit for this sham endorsement?
• Or maybe he won’t seek to do so because she may “not be his type.”

And lastly, one thing Elise should be prepared for is that the Former Great Leader will dump her before she can whistle Dixie if he feels she has gone off the Trump Reservation by failing to act as an indentured servant who is willing to repeat all of his lies about the 2020 election.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 111
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 25
6. Bullshit Awards = 83
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 164
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 136
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 65
16. Narcissist Awards = 45
17. Screwball Awards = 14
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 64