Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

The Former Great Leader recently (ca. April 2021) appeared on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show wherein Sean the Sycophantic Ass-Kisser tossed numerous softball questions to him about Twitter and its banning of him.

Sean and his significant other then engaged in the following dialogue.

SEAN:

“You’re off Twitter. You're canceled off social media platforms.”

“Now, you put out your presidential statements. They go viral." 

SMALL HANDS DONNIE:

“When I started with Twitter years ago, it was like a failed thing, concept, media platform. It was failed.”

“And it became exciting. And I think I had a lot to do with it, to be honest with you. It became very exciting.”

“And now it is boring. And it's no good anymore.”

“I’m really getting the big word out because we're doing releases."

"Every time I do a release, it's all over the place.”

“It's better than Twitter, much more elegant than Twitter.”

“And Twitter now is very boring. A lot of people are leaving Twitter. Twitter is becoming very, very boring.”

It’s hard to imagine what Small Hands Donnie means by laughingly claiming his so-called press releases are “elegant.” In truth, his press releases are full of bullshit, outright lies, sham conspiracy theories, name calling and profanities. If his language can be construed as elegant, then the language of his comedic competitors like Richard Pryor, Wanda Sykes and/or Andrew Dice Clay must be defined as refined and dignified.

And lastly, maybe Small Hands Donnie should sue Twitter for a share of its profits for the last five or six years since he announced his run for the president. After all, according to him Twitter would like be a defunct company if not for him.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 117 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
3. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 110
4. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
5. Bigot/Racist Awards = 22
6. Bullshit Awards = 82
7. Chicken Little Awards = 7
8. Dumbo Awards = 4
9. Humanitarian Award = 10
10. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
11. Liar Awards = 160
12. Lunatic Awards = 40
13. Misc. Awards = 134
14. Misogynist Awards = 4
15. Moron Awards = 62
16. Narcissist Awards = 44
17. Screwball Awards = 13
18. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 61