Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Juvenile Delinquent” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to Ronnie. Ronnie has been the recipient of seventeen (17) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To cement his status as a Monumental A-Hole and Disgusting Juvenile Delinquent, Ronnie decided to waste government resources and taxpayer funds by going on the attack against the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill.

The Juvenile Delinquent found it humorous to force senate staff to spend over 10 hours reading the 638-page bill word for word. If there were justice in the world, Ronnie would be made to personally pay for the total costs of his asinine demands.

Making matters even worse and more comical is the fact that Ronnie wasn’t even present while senate staff read the 638-page legislation. I’m assuming he was conversing with some of his fellow racists and Trump Ass-Kissers. 

Ronnie forced this cost on the taxpayers even though he absolutely knew that the bill was going to pass in the Senate due to the fact that the Democrats have the votes.

The Senate should hold a vote to require that a sandbox with appropriate toys be placed on the Senate floor so as to provide Ronnie with the kind of environment he needs given his juvenile instincts.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Miscellaneous Awards = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1

Screwball Award Winner = 2