Eric Trump: Today’s “Lying Hypocrite” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Eric. In the past he has been the recipient of eight (8) awards and was the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece can be viewed by going to the listed category at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. April 2021) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network with Fox Comedian Maria Bartiromo Eric decided to further his standing as Daddy’s Primary Ass-Kissing Loser.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh for that ultimate protection for everyone in the immediate area, Eric made the following

 hyperbolic (BS) statements about Daddy’s work habits after shaking his head in disgust about Joe Biden’s fifth trip to his Delaware home over the weekend since January 20, 2021 (2 months)

• “I don’t know where to begin.”
• “It’s heartbreaking to us.”
• “I know how much time and effort my father put into the job.”

Eric’s sham teardrops are proven to be in keeping with the more than 30,000 lies Daddy is notorious for telling during his 4-years in office. The following facts prove that Eric is a Moronic Liar.

• In first 100 days of his presidency, Daddy went golfing 19 times
• During his firs 100 days in office, Obama went golfing 1 time
• During his 4 years in office, Daddy went golfing at his own golf courses at taxpayer expense 289 times
• The total cost of Daddy’s 289 golfing trips to the taxpayers was $151.5 million

In truth, Eric’s Daddy will go down in history as the most corrupt person to ever be president. In addition, he’ll go down as serial grifter and fraudster who used the federal government as a tool to financially enrich himself and his two moronic sons. 

And lastly, there is a very good chance that Eric will be indicted by a federal grand jury in Manhattan along with Daddy, his brother Don Jr., and his sister Ivanka for tax, insurance and bank fraud.

Ass-Kisser Award = 1

Liar Award Winner = 2

MoronAward Winner = 3

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 2

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