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2020’s Elected Official Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner

 

This is an award that was directly inspired by committee members who felt it was important to give credit to the guys and/or girls that dedicated their time to repeatedly kissing The Great Leader’s substantial derriere.

 

To assert that the competition was quite fierce is an unmitigated understatement. The amount of time the winner and the losing nominees spent on their collective knees kissing The Great Leader’s Ass will likely result in them being candidates for double knee replacement surgery.

 

In addition, Lindsey and his fellow Ass-Kissers may well need to inquire whether their medical insurer will reimburse them for future purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick. And if their insurance does not provide coverage, the committee has decided it will pick up the costs on behalf of Sen. Lindsey Graham.

 

And the 2020 Award goes to:

 

Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina

 

And the Top Five Losing Nominees are:

  • Sen. Ted “Lyin Ted” Cruz of Texas
  • Rep. Jim “Gymmy” Jordan of Texas
  • Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
  • Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA)
  • Former VP Mike Pence

In addition to being provided with a golden as the winner, the voting members of the Screen Actors Guild voted to provide Lindsey with a fully paid for double knee replacement surgery because of the inordinate amount of time he has spent kissing The Don’s oversized derriere.

 

The members also voted to provide the five losing nominees with a tailored made “inversed chastity belt” to protect them from any future unwanted intrusions from “Small Hands” Donnie.

 

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