| ► Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Nitwit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Nitwit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifty (50) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
Louie is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from Baylor University Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
It should be noted that Louie has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-two (32) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Tyler, Texas area was about to offer Louie a good paying job
In an ongoing effort to establish his bona fides as a Monumental Moron (M&M) and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Louie teamed up with several likeminded Moronic Trump Ass-Kissers from Arizona and filed a lawsuit demanding that a Texas judge issue an order give Mike Pence sole power over counting electoral votes in Congress on January 6, 2021.
Such an asinine and totally illegal court order would have the effect of voiding the votes of tens of millions of Americans and award the election to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump even though he lost to Biden by over 8 million votes and the electoral college with Biden winning 306 to The Great Leader’s 232.
Hopefully, Louie’s taxpayer fund health insurance will cover the costs he will incur for much needed double knee replacement surgery for the inordinate amount of time he’s spent kissing The Great Leader’s substantial derriere. He may also require surgery to repair the severe case of chapped lips he has been afflicted with over the past several years.
As we speak (ca. January 2021), Louie continues to embarrass himself and his constituents while sitting as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.
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