Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Marsha.  In the past she has been the subject of 5 awards in various categories. For a list of the prior awards, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

To forever cement her status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Marsha decided it would not be in her best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator in stating that she will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.

Therefore, in support of her sham acknowledgement that she will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Marsha made the following comments. However, before so acting, she sprayed a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on her derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area.

• “Congress should immediately appoint an Electoral Commission, with full investigatory and fact-finding authority, to conduct an emergency 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.”
• “Once completed, individual states would evaluate the Commission’s findings and could convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote, if needed."
• "Accordingly, I intend to vote on January 6 to reject the electors from disputed states as not ‘regularly given’ and ‘lawfully certified’ unless and until that emergency 10-day audit is completed.”

Marsha continued with her asinine rant by saying:

• "These are matters worthy of the Congress and entrusted to us to defend.”
• “I do not take this action lightly.”
• “I am acting not to thwart the democratic process, but rather to protect it." they said.
• "And every one of us should act together to ensure that the election was lawfully conducted under the Constitution and to do everything we can to restore faith in our Democracy."

To leave no doubt that she is an incompetent legislator, Marsha continued with her laughable comments by spewing forth the following crap.

• "American democracy relies on the consent of the governed."
• "Allegations of voter fraud, irregularities and unconstitutional actions diminish public confidence in what should be a free, fair and transparent process. Protecting the integrity of the electoral process is paramount to preserving trust and legitimacy in the final outcome."

Marsha wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked her across the face with it. In fact, she treats her Oath of as a farcical wisecrack.

It is indeed unfortunate that when Marsha attended Mississippi University it didn’t offer any classes in civics, ethics, truth telling, or constitutional principles.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 2

Screwball Award Winner = 1