Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

To forever cement his status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Ronnie decided it would not be in his best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator and more importantly the Oath he took as an attorney and Officer of the Court in stating that he will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.

Therefore, in support of his sham acknowledgement that he will continue to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Ronnie made the following comment. However, before so acting, he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “Congress should immediately appoint an Electoral Commission, with full investigatory and fact-finding authority, to conduct an emergency 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.”
• “Once completed, individual states would evaluate the Commission’s findings and could convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote, if needed."
• "Accordingly, I intend to vote on January 6 to reject the electors from disputed states as not ‘regularly given’ and ‘lawfully certified’ unless and until that emergency 10-day audit is completed.”

Ronnie continued with his asinine rant by saying:

• "These are matters worthy of the Congress and entrusted to us to defend.”
• “I do not take this action lightly.”
• “I am acting not to thwart the democratic process, but rather to protect it." they said.
• "And every one of us should act together to ensure that the election was lawfully conducted under the Constitution and to do everything we can to restore faith in our Democracy."

To leave no doubt that he is an incompetent attorney and legislator, Ronnie continued with his laughable comments by spewing forth the following crap.

• "American democracy relies on the consent of the governed."
• "Allegations of voter fraud, irregularities and unconstitutional actions diminish public confidence in what should be a free, fair and transparent process. Protecting the integrity of the electoral process is paramount to preserving trust and legitimacy in the final outcome."

It is indeed unfortunate that when Ronnie attended the University of Minnesota that it did not offer any classes or training in civics, ethics, truth telling, or constitutional principles.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 7

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1

Screwball Award Winner = 2