Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Al): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

To forever cement his status as a Monumental Moron and Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Tommy decided it would not be in his best political interests to comply with the Oath of Office he took as a U.S. Senator in stating that he will object by challenging Joe Biden’s overwhelming electoral win when Electoral College results are tallied in Congress on January 6, 2021.

Therefore, in support of his sham acknowledgement that he will continue

 to act as one of The Great Leader’s Serial Sycophantic Ass-Kissers, Tommy made the following comments. However, before so acting, he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments, all of which was meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

• “Congress should immediately appoint an Electoral Commission, with full investigatory and fact-finding authority, to conduct an emergency 10-day audit of the election returns in the disputed states.”
• “Once completed, individual states would evaluate the Commission’s findings and could convene a special legislative session to certify a change in their vote, if needed."
• "Accordingly, I intend to vote on January 6 to reject the electors from disputed states as not ‘regularly given’ and ‘lawfully certified’ unless and until that emergency 10-day audit is completed.”

Tommy continued with his asinine rant by saying:

• "These are matters worthy of the Congress and entrusted to us to defend.”
• “I do not take this action lightly.”
• “I am acting not to thwart the democratic process, but rather to protect it." they said.
• "And every one of us should act together to ensure that the election was lawfully conducted under the Constitution and to do everything we can to restore faith in our Democracy."

Tommy wouldn’t know the constitution if somebody smacked her across the face with it. In fact, he treats her Oath of Office of as a farcical wisecrack.

It is indeed unfortunate that when Mikey attended Harmony Grove High School and Southern Arkansas University

that neither of them offered any classes or training in civics, ethics, truth telling, or constitutional principles.