Up and Coming Trump Pardons and their Nominee Supporters

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Given the fact that The Great Leader is enamored by his power to grant pardons, we should be ready for even more given the more than 50 he’s already granted to an assortment of convicted felons and assorted criminals.

With that said, several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated to me that The Great Leader is about to give pardons to the following American Super Patriots and well-respected members of their respective communities. Several of the pardons will be posthumous (FYI Cletus it means they’re dead). 

Additionally, The Great Leader is limiting future pardons to Americans who have been wrongfully charged with crimes and/or have not been treated fairly by the mainstream media.

Jeffrey Dahmer (Renown for his Rump Roast recipe)

Supported/Nominated by:

Cooking show Host Paula Dean

Etiquette Guru Miss Manners

Jeffrey Epstein (Unfairly convicted sex offender)

Supported/Nominated by:

Prince Andrew of Britain

Porn Star Ron Jeremy: recently/unfairly charged in LA with three counts of rape

Harvey Weinstein (Unfairly convicted of rape)

Supported/Nominated by:

Roman Polanski: wrongfully convicted of having sex with a minor

Mike Tyson: unjustly convicted of rape

Bill Cosby: unfairly convicted of aggravated indecent assault

Fashion Mogul Peter Nygard: (Unfairly charged with sexually assaulting dozens of teenage girls and women for decades)

Supported/Nominated by:

Ivanka Trump

Jerry Lee Lewis: engaged in sexual affair with 13-year-old first cousin)

Bill Cosby (Wrongfully/Unfairly convicted of aggravated indecent assault)

Supported/Nominated by:

Harvey Weinstein

Ghislaine Maxwell – Jeffrey Epstein Madam

Jerry Sandusky (Improperly convicted of sexual abuse of 10 boys)

Supported/Nominated by:

David Thorstad: founding member of NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association)

Roy Charles Waller: known as the NorCal Rapist suspect in over ten rapes

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 95 thru 101 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 102 thru 118
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 105
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 79
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 155
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 126
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 57
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 58