► Rep. Alex Mooney (R-WV): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Rep. Alex Mooney (R-WV): Today’s “Half-Wit Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Alex succeeded in duping the voters in and around the greater Berkeley County area into electing him as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives in November 2014.
To forever cement his status as a Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Alex decided to join in with The Great Leader’s sham attempt to claim the election was stolen from him.
Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Ms. Betty’s Bad Ass Bitch Gel”
on his derriere for the ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Alex made the following false and hyperbolic (BS) comments via Twitter, all of which were meant to be additional red meat to be digested by his and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.
As everyone knows, the more than fifty (50) sham election lawsuits filed by The Great Leader’s team of incompetent Aspiring Standup Comedian attorneys have all been summarily dismissed by numerous judges, including the U.S. Supreme Court.
It should be noted that Alex is well aware that he can say or do anything in support of the most corrupt person to ever sit in the oval office due to the fact that the electorate in his district is comprised of 94.4% White folks.
It cannot be in doubt that Alex will require double knee replacement surgery in the not-too-distant future as a result of the inordinate amount of time he has spent genuflecting in honor of The Great Leader even though he is only 49 years old.
And lastly, with The Great Leader being tossed out of office on January 20, 2021, one must wonder why in the hell would Alex have any interest in acting as one of The Great Leader’s Chief Pimps and Apologists. Afterall, after he’s gone, The Great Leader will not have any power to bestow any gifts upon Alex, his comrades in arms, or any other Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser.
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