New Jersey’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.75%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the New Jersey judicial system, there are 895 judges practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Advisory Committee on Judicial Conduct Commission and the New Jersey Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against one three (3) judges for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

1 = number of censures

1 = number of reprimands

1 = number of suspensions

This laughable finding by the Advisory Committee on Judicial Conduct Commission and the New Jersey Supreme Court means that New Jersey has a 99.75% Ivory Soap Purity rating for 2019 which is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent attorney.

This would mean that if all 895 Judges attended a conference at Doubletree Hotel in Newark with a seating capacity of 900, it would be nearly impossible to locate the 3 unethical judges even if they raised both of their hands.

And lastly, the folks in New Jersey are incredibly lucky to say the least to have a judiciary that is as honest and competent as the Judicial Qualifications Commission findings would have us believe.