Attorney Louis Tanko Jr. of Frederick, MD; imbecilic slacker

The state of Maryland presented Louis P. Tanko Jr. with a law license in 1989 after he graduated from the University of Maryland School of Law.

The Office of Disciplinary Counsel (ODC) found Louie guilty of engaging in the following misconduct.

• Failed to act with due diligence (slacker)
• Failed to cooperate with ethics investigators (Screw you, said Tommy!)
• Failed to provide competent representation (imbecile)

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the apologists for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Maryland Supreme punished Louie by gifting him with a complimentary 60-day suspension of his law license.

As we speak (ca. January 2021), Louie practices his brand of law at 3409 Urbana Pike in Frederick, Maryland.