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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump diagnosed with severe case of Hemorrhoids


FYI: This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 627 awards, 134 opinion pieces and 103 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


Several anonymous and questionable sources indicated to me that The Great Leader was recently diagnosed with suffering from a severe case of Hemorrhoids.


After being advised by his physician that he would have to undergo a colonoscopy and a rectal Cat Scan, The Great Leader became somewhat anxious. This led him to have his press secretary Kayleigh McEnany to go to the nearest library and fetch him a copy of a Happy Hands Book, “My First Rectal Exam.”


Sean Hannity, an Aspiring Amateur Proctologist provided The Great Leader with a passing score after performing a colonoscopy on him.


Unfortunately for The Great Leader, the Cat Scan was not as successful as the colonoscopy. After consultation among several of The Great Leader’s attending physicians including Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Lou Dobbs, and Jeanine Pirro, it was determined that the cause of the hemorrhoids was his long-term relationship with Rudy Giuliani.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 83 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 84 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 95 thru 101 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 102 thru 118
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 331 thru 346 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 105
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
  9. Bullshit Awards = 79
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
  14. Liar Awards = 155
  15. Lunatic Awards = 35
  16. Misc. Awards = 126
  17. Misogynist Awards = 4
  18. Moron Awards = 57
  19. Narcissist Awards = 45
  20. Screwball Awards = 13
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 58

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