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State Rep. Matt Maddock (R-MI): Today’s “Nauseating Moron” Award Winner


In November 2018, Matty succeeded in duping the voters in Highland, Milford, Springfield, White Lake, and part of Waterford Townships to elect as a member of the Michigan House of Representatives.

Prior to duping the voters, Matty was the owner A-1 Bail Bonds, Michigan’s largest bail agency. He also claims to be a licensed private detective.


In an overt attempt to further establish his bona fides as a dyed-in-the-wool Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Matty decided to go on the attack against Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer regarding her COVID-19 orders.


Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Dr. Smith’s Adult Barrier Spray” on his oversized derriere for the ultimate protection of those in attendance in the immediate area, Matty made the following statements.

  • "Today, myself and a growing list of Michigan Legislators have decided that @GovWhitmer has crossed the line and will be calling for #ImpeachWhitmer hearings."
  • "The list of violations is long, and the call is overdue."

Matty continued with his asinine rant by laughingly claiming that Gov. Whitmer was guilty of engaging in the following misconduct.

  • “Ignored court orders.”
  • “Violated our Constitutional rights.”
  • “Completely ignored due process and the legislature.”
  • “Weaponized contract tracing databases to aid democrat campaigns.”

The real problem here is that Matty is a Deranged Moron who believes that the Governor is not empowered to take steps to protect Michiganders from the Coronavirus pandemic.


And lastly, maybe Matty believes he and his fellow comrades in the state legislature have the mental acuity to determine what is medically best for Michiganders in fighting the Coronavirus pandemic.


As we speak (ca. November 2020), Matty continues to laughingly claim to be representing the best interests of her constituents.



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