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Sen. Lindsey Graham: Today’s “Puke Bag Loser” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.

 

FYI:  Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

 

Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.

 

In an ongoing effort to assure that Trumpsters do not forget his undying allegiance to The Great Leader and various conspiracy theories that have been cheerfully pursued by right-wing screwballs, Lindsey decided to establish his future bona fides in pursuing additional hyperbolic (BS) investigations into collusion between The Great Leader and Vladimir Putin.

 

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the ultimate protection of anyone in the immediate vicinity, Lindsey made the following statements of continuing to investigate Democrats, all of which were intended to provide additional red meat for his and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.

  • “We’re not going to stop.” (FBI’s handling of Trump-Russia investigation)
  • “We’re going to find somebody accountable for something when it comes to Crossfire Hurricane.”
  • “My goal is to not let them get away with it.”

The only reason that Lindsey deems it necessary to continue to have his lips attached to the oversized derriere of The Great Leader is that he may be concerned that if he doesn’t do so he may not get reelected in 2026.

 

One thing for certain is that Lindsey is going to require double knee replacement surgery and lip augmentation for the time he has spent kneeling in service of The Great Leader.

 

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 14

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 2

Humanitarian Award = 2

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 2

Misc. Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2

 

 

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