Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Delusional Comic” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 621 awards, 131 opinion pieces and 100 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

For the sole purpose of retaining his status as America’s Heavyweight Champion Liar and Demented Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons), The Great Leader decided to spew forth an outrageous lie about Joe Biden during the last presidential debate of 2020.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his oversized derriere for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, The Great Leader made the following asinine and laughable comments regarding the vote in Arizona and Georgia.

ARIZONA – Biden leads by over 11,000

• “The race in Arizona will “be down to 8,000 votes.” (Biden leads by over 11,000)
• “If we can do an audit of the millions of votes, we’ll find 8,000 votes easy.”
• “If we can do an audit, we’ll be in good shape there.” 

GEORGIA – Biden leads by over 14,000 votes

• “Now we’re down to about 10,000, 11,000 votes, and we have hand counting.”
• “Hand counting is the best.”
• “To do a spin of the machine doesn’t mean anything. You pick up 10 votes.”
• “But when you hand count — I think we’re going to win Georgia.”

The Great Leader continued with his comedic rant by spewing forth the following bullshit.

• “I’m a guy who realizes — five days ago, I thought maybe. … But now I see evidence — and we have hundreds of affidavits.”
• “For years, the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been.”
• “Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever.”
• “Actually, this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!”

In conclusion, The Great Leader saved his most comedic line which is as follows.

“Never bet against me.”

I am sure that the banks that took it in the derriere by bankrolling The Great Leader’s Casino gambits wish they had never “bet” on this Monumental Loser.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 82 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 93 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 94 thru 99 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 100 thru 116
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 101
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 152
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 124
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 56
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 56