Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI): Todays “Despicable Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Ronnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twelve (12) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Ronnie is a card-carrying member of the Donald Trump Sycophants Ass-Kisser Club. It is painfully clear that it won’t be long before Ronnie is going to require double knee replacement surgery due to the inordinate amount of time he has spent on his knees genuflecting in The Great Leader’s honor while kissing his substantial ass.

In this instance, Ronnie decided to comment on Joe Biden’s victory in the presidential election by once again acting as one of The Great Leader’s most reliable Ass-Kissers.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for ultimate protection of those in the immediate area, Ronnie recently (ca. November 10, 2020) gave the following response when asked if he had congratulated Joe Biden on his victory.

“No, there’s nothing to congratulate him about.”

It is hard to imagine why Ronnie would continue to have his nose stuck in The Great Leader’s ass after it is obvious that Biden is going to be sworn in as the next president on January 20, 2021.

Apparently, Ronnie believes he will need the electoral support of Trumpsters when he runs for reelection in 2022. One would like to think that Wisconsinites would have had all they can stand of this loser who has dedicated the last several years serving the interests of Trump while ignoring their interests.

And lastly, wouldn’t it be nice to have an amatueur proctologist provide Ronnie with a free Colonoscopy? Maybe a fellow A-Hole like Sen. Lindsey Graham would volunteer to do it.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 5

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Humanitarian Award Winner = 1

Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner =1

Screwball Award Winner = 2