Fox’s Brian Kilmeade: Todays “Crybaby Trump Ass-Kisser Award” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to Brian. In the past he has been the subject of thirteen (13) awards and one (1) lament. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article

During a recent (ca. late October 2020) episode of the Fox and Friends Comedy Show, renown Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser, Congenital Liar, and Aspiring Standup Comedian Brian Kilmeade decided to spew forth his usual dose of crap in support of The Great Leader.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh” for the protection of anyone in the immediate area, Brian made the following statements, all of which were intended to provide additional red meat to be consumed by Fox and Friends’ low I.Q. followers, which would of course include The Great Leader.

• “What I find discouraging is that the Supreme Court is letting North Carolina and Pennsylvania extend the time in which they’re counting ballots.”
• “Are you kidding?”

Brian’s crybaby routine is in keeping with his beau’s ongoing BS that only votes counted as of midnight on November 3 should be given credit.

I am confident that Brian and his de facto boss The Great Leader will be singing a different tune after November 3 if it appears that a race in one of the so-called battleground states is close.

Hopefully, one of The Great Leader’s designated Ass-Kissers has taken affirmative steps to assure that Brian is reimbursed for the costs he incurred for his repeated purchases of “Industrial Strength Booty Fresh.”

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 5

Bigot Award Winner = 2

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 3

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