Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Todays “Despicable Me Liar” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 621 awards, 131 opinion pieces and 100 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

For the sole purpose of retaining his status as America’s Heavyweight Champion Liar and Demented Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons), The Great Leader decided to spew forth an outrageous lie about Joe Biden via his Twitter account.

Towards that end, and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his oversized derriere for ultimate protection of anyone in the immediate area, The Great Leader spewed forth the following despicable lies.

“Joe got $3.5 million dollars from Russia and it came through Putin because he was friendly with the mayor of Moscow, and it was the mayor of Moscow’s wife.”

This patently false claim is just another in a long line of crap emanating from right-wing conspiracy theorists that are basically in love with The Great Leader’s ongoing imitation of and infatuation with former Italian Dictator Benito “il Duce” Mussolini.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 82 Dawg Opinions

Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 93 Dawg Opinions

Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 94 thru 99 Dawg Opinions

Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 100 thru 116

Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 

Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 101

Ass-Kisser Awards = 8

Bigot/Racist Awards = 21

Bullshit Awards = 77

Chicken Little Awards = 7

Dumbo Awards = 4

Humanitarian Award = 10

IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5

Liar Awards = 152

Lunatic Awards = 35

Misc. Awards = 124

Misogynist Awards = 4

Moron Awards = 56

Narcissist Awards = 45

Screwball Awards = 13

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 56