Donald Trump: Todays “Lying Dimwit” Award Winner

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 621 awards, 131 opinion pieces and 100 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

For the sole purpose of retaining his status as America’s Heavyweight Champion Liar and Demented Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons), The Great Leader decided to spew forth an outrageous lie about Joe Biden during a recent (ca. October 2020) rally in Goodyear, Arizona.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his oversized derriere for ultimate protection of those in attendance in Goodyear, Arizona, The Great Leader spewed forth the following despicable lies if Joe Biden is elected.

• “No more kids in school.”
• “No graduations.” (exception for Trump University)
• “No weddings.” (except for his 4^th marriage after Melania dumps him)
• “No Thanksgiving.”
• “No Christmas.”
• “No Fourth of July together.”

The Great Leader finished up by saying:

“Other than that, you’ll have a wonderful life.”

Of interest is that The Great Leader did not state that with Biden’s election, that as to the following holidays that he will not be eliminated and that he fully intends to celebrate them. 

• “Defender of the Fatherland Day” (Russia, President Putin)
• “Day of Victory in the Great Fatherland Liberation War” (North Korea, Supreme Leader Kim)
• “Tomb Sweeping Day” (China, Chairman Xi Jinping
• “Labor and Solidarity Day (Turkey, President Erdogan)

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 82 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 83 thru 93 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 94 thru 99 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 100 thru 116
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 101
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 21
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 4
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 5
14. Liar Awards = 152
15. Lunatic Awards = 35
16. Misc. Awards = 124
17. Misogynist Awards = 4
18. Moron Awards = 56
19. Narcissist Awards = 45
20. Screwball Awards = 13
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 56