Reince Priebus: Todays “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This is not the first Award presented to Reince. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Reince is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in 1998 from the University of Miami Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

During a recent (early October 2020) rant, Reince thought it necessary to further establish his bona fides as a Serial Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissing Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons.

Towards that end and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Reince went about spewing forth the following hyperbolic (BS) about The Great Leader’s appearance at the last 2020 presidential debate.

• “But look, the president did a few things today which was in the plan.”
• “Number one, I think he was charming tonight.”
• “I think he was presidential.”

Only a dyed-in-the-wool Trump Ass-Kisser would have the chutzpah to claim that The Great Leader was charming during the debated. I suppose Reince would opine that an alligator would be charming while he was chomping on someone’s leg.

If repeatedly lying and spewing forth fabricated defamatory statements about your opponent and his children is “presidential,” then that term needs to be defined.

And lastly, I am hopeful that The Great Leader or one of his designated Lackey’s took appropriate steps to reimburse Reince for the costs he incurred in purchasing a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads.

Ass-Kisser Awards = 2

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1