► Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Liar” Award Winner |
Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Liar” Award Winner
This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
During a recent (ca. August 2020) campaign rally in Swanton, Ohio, The Great Leader decided to take affirmative steps to assure that he retains his record as America’s Heavyweight Liar Champion.
Shortly before The Great Leader took the stage at the Toledo Express Airport, a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” was sprayed towards the crowd for their protection.
In this instance, The Great Leader went about lying again about the Coal industry and miner jobs. Towards that end, he made the following false statement.
The truth is that as of August 2020, 5,300 coal mining jobs were lost under The Great Leader. As of August 2020, there was a loss of 1,000 mining jobs. Put simply, between February and August 2020, the loss of mining jobs increased by 4,300.
Additionally, coal production in 2019 declined to its lowest level since 1978. Moreover, numerous coal companies filed for bankruptcy in 2019 and 2020.
Since we are only thirty-two (32) days away from the November 2020 election, I’m confident that The Great Leader will repeat the lie about the miner jobs and the Coal industry at least ten (10) or more times.
What will The Great Leader lie about next? Will he claim that he saved the Porn Industry because of his sexual affair with Stormy Daniels?
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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