Mike Pompeo: Today’s “Pompous Scofflaw” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mike. In the past, he has been the recipient of three (3) awards and the subject of one (1) Lament. Those awards and lament can be viewed by going to the categories and lament listed at the end of this article.

Mike is yet another loser lawyer that learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. He therefore decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

In one matter, Mikey has once again been accused two of his close aides in the State Department of violating the law by directing government paid employees to act as his personal servants. The violations include the following misconduct involving Mikey and his wife Susan.

• Ran personal errands for Mikey and Suzie
• Assisted Mikey and Suzie with Christmas Cards
• Helped make dinner reservations for the Pompeo family once or twice a month

Of course, as one would suspect, Mikey relied upon his skills as a liar that he learned while attending law school in denying that he and/or his wife Suzie, a part-time State Department employee ever violated the law and/or instructed State Department employees to act as their personal servants.

In his demented mind, Mikey believes that he has a shot at becoming the next presidential candidate for the Republican Party. Given the fact that the GOP nominated a Lying Nutcase like Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, anything is possible.

Screwball Award Winner = 2

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

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