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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Lying Loon” Award Winner
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
In an effort to further establish his lead as America’s Premier Lying Lunatic, The Great Leader decided to tell another whopper of a lie regarding the new Bob Woodward book “Rage.”
In this instance, The Great Leader had the chutzpah to spew forth the following lies
It would be impossible for The Great Leader to have read 392 pages in one evening. This is especially true since he spends most of the evening sitting on his fat ass in his bed, chomping down Big Macs and Fries, and watching the following Fox comedians for seven (7) hours a day.
Former Trump in Michael Wolff’s book “Fire and Fury”, former economic adviser Gary Cohn is quoted as writing:
“It’s worse than you can imagine … Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers, nothing.”
Numerous other White House personnel, including those who know him intimately have stated that The Great Leader does not like to read anything if its longer than one page.
And lastly, The Great Leader would have a difficult time reading the first three (3) pages of E.C. Segar’s 1929 Popeye comic strip shown below that contained a total of thirty-six (36) words, with eleven (11) of them containing only two (2) letters, which is shown below.
For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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