Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Demented Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

To assure that he is not displaced in his position as America’s Leading Demented Standup Comic, The Great Leader provided further proof by attacking Joe Biden with more Screwy statements.

Towards that end and only after he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for everyone else’s protection, The Great Leader made the following statements about Democratic Governors and Joe Biden to be digested as red meat by her intellectually infirm followers.

• “Democratic governors-controlled football and traffic signals.”
• “Shadow people were controlling former Vice President Joe Biden.”
• “Biden has a souped-up brain from some kind of drug.”

If Democratic Governors controlled football and traffic signals, then the following would be true.

• University of South California (USC) would have won the National College Football Title in 2019 rather than Louisiana State University (LSU).
• Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York whose office is in Albany would have total control of all the traffic signals in Staten Island even though the distance between Albany and Staten Island is 171 miles.

As to the Shadow People controlling Biden, I was fortunate to have made direct contact with actor Alec Baldwin who played Lamont Cranston in The Shadow and he indicated that neither he nor actor John Lone who played Shiwan Khan, descendant of Genghis Khan, nor actor Penelope Ann Miller who played Margo Lane have been involved in controlling Joe Biden.

These facts should standing alone prove beyond all doubt that The Great Leader is not only Demented but that he is a Damn Liar.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 91
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 143
15. Lunatic Awards = 33
16. Misc. Awards = 118
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 54
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54