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Rudy Giuliani: Today’s “Nauseating Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Rudi. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-two (22) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) laments and three (3) opinion pieces. Those awards, laments and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.
In an effort to assure that The Great Leader will pardon him when he’s indicted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan for engaging in a variety of felonies, Rudy felt compelled to add to the number of Brownie Points he has accumulated since acting as The Great Leader’s attorney.
Towards that end, Rudy made the following comments but only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on and around his derriere for everyone else’s protection while being interviewed by fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Mike Huckabee on the Fox News Comedy Network.
HUCKABEE: “How damaging would it be for a Biden administration to criminally prosecute a former president?” GIULIANI: “We would become a banana republic, Governor.” “That’s where we’re headed.”
Since it is patently clear that The Great Leader and his cadre of comrades have committed numerous felonies over the past several years, it would be a dereliction of duty if he and his fellow criminals were not prosecuted. In fact, it would only prove that The Great Leader could in fact shoot someone on 5th Avenue in New York City and get away with it.
If Rudy is lucky, he may well be able to bunk up with The Great Leader at the Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas. This would allow them to reminisce and laugh about some of the crimes that went undetected.
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