Fox’s Lou Dobbs: Todays “Steve Bannon” Ass-Kisser Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-seven (27) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. January 2020) episode of the Fox Business News’ Lou Dobbs Comedy Show, Louie decided to further his standing as one of America’s Premier Ass-Kissers and Apologists for The Great Leader and/or one or more of his Ass-Kissing Sycophants.

In this instance, Louie decided to comment on the recent felony arrest of for Trump Consigliore Steve Bannon. Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for everyone else’s protection, Louie made the following statements to be digested as red meat by his and The Great Leader’s intellectually infirm followers.

• "The deep state launching agents of the U.S. Postal service to arrest Mr. Bannon.”
• “You may find this somewhat ironic, the contratemps between the postal service and the Trump administration and somehow the deep state launching agents of the U.S. Postal service to arrest Mr. Bannon.”
• “Now, we checked.”
• “If you're surprised to find out the postal service has its own police force, there are 65 separate U.S. federal police departments and agencies and 27 offices of inspector general that also can make arrests and carry firearms.”
• “What in the world kind of government have we created?”

How is it possible for Louie to be whining about the “deep state” of the Post Office arresting Bannon when the Post Office is being run by a Trump Flunky and Sycophant who is doing his part in suppressing the vote?

The government that Louie is crying about is being run by his newfound beau The Great Leader. Therefore, he should be sounding the alarm against The Great Leader and the 65 federal police departments he heads.

Ass-Kisser Award = 17

Bigot Award Winner = 4

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1