Steve Bannon: Today’s “Donald Trump Wannabee” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to Stevie.  In the past he has been the subject of four (4) awards and one (1) opinion piece. For a list of the prior awards and opinion piece, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

As an up and coming protégé of The Great Leader’s knack for defrauding and/or cheating people like with the Trump University scam and the Trump Charitable Foundation, Stevie decided it was his turn to enrich himself.

Stevie felt confident that it would be an easy task to defraud The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers and bigots who supported building a wall along the Mexican border.

Towards that end, Stevie and several other scam artists form a charitable organization called “We Build the Wall” that asked for contributions to build a wall along the border with private funds. Stevie and his fellow con artists advertised that they would not receive even one penny for operating this nonprofit to build the wall.

Within a short period of time, Stevie and his fellow scammers duped thousands of Trumpsters into contributing about $28 million to build a wall. However, after an investigation by the U.S. Attorney’s office in New York City, Stevie and his cable of con artists were arrested.

Stevie was charged with one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering.

It is alleged that Stevie received over $1 million from the funds contributed by Trumpsters. His fellow con artist Brian Kolfage received hundreds of thousands of dollars and spent some of it on a yacht and facelift for his wife Ashley.

Rumor has it that The Great Leader may well give Stevie a pardon to keep him from spilling the beans on any criminal activity he is aware of that could cause The Great Leader to die in prison.

At a minimum, it is highly likely that one or more of Stevie’s co-conspirators will spill the beans on him and any other higherups in order to minimize the time they’ll have to spend making new friends at Leavenworth Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas.

And lastly, Stevie faces a maximum sentence of twenty-years in prison if convicted on both felony charges.

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