Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Brainless Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. August 2020) rant against the upcoming presidential election in November 2020, The Great Leader once again decided to falsely claim that mail-in ballots would be fraudulent and lead to a rigged outcome.

Towards that end and in order to protect everyone listening to his BS, he sprayed a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” on his oversized derriere for everyone else’s protection, he made the following hyperbolic (BS) statements.

• “You’ll never have an election count on November 3^rd.” 
• “You’re not going to be able to know the end of this election, in my opinion, for weeks, months — maybe never.”
• “It may be years, but maybe never.”
• “Because once you go past the first week, you’re never going to know.”

In a lame attempt to feed additional red meat to be consumed by his low I.Q. followers, The Great Leader continued with his Brainless Lies by saying the following.

• “You know, there’s a theory that if you don’t have it by the end of the year, crazy Nancy Pelosi would become president.”
• “You know that, right?”
• “I don’t know if it’s a theory or a fact [but] ... that’s not good.”
• “That’s part of their [Democrats] whole act.”
• “Put that in the hopper. Add that to everything else.”
• “It’s a disgrace.”

Luckily for The Great Leader and unluckily for the rest of us, the only people that believe this BS are folks who possess an I.Q. just a tad below the legal speed limit for semis on I-75 in downtown Atlanta.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54