Donald “Trumporleone” Trump to send Democrat Sniffing Dogs to polling places

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

On August 21, 2020, The Great Leader made the following statement while appearing on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show regarding voting polling places.

• “We’re going to have everything.”
• “We’re going to have sheriffs, and we’re going to have law enforcement and we’re going to have hopefully U.S. attorneys and we’re going to have everybody, and attorney generals.”

In addition to above, several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an Executive Order to place trained detecting sniffing dogs that can determine if a voter is a Democrat.

This is reminiscent of The Great Leader’s statement when protestors showed up outside the White House and if they had managed to breach the White House fence regarding the killing of George Floyd.

“They would have been greeted with the most vicious dogs,

and most ominous weapons, I have ever seen.”

Below are images of the “vicious” dogs that The Great Leader has directed the Department of Homeland Security to place at polling places so that unpatriotic Democrats can be dissuaded from voting.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 114
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 77
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 10
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 138
15. Lunatic Awards = 31
16. Misc. Awards = 104
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 50
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54