Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sarah. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty-one (21) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. July 2020) interview with on the Fox News Comedy Network with fellow Trump Sycophant and Aspiring Standup Comedian Sean Hannity, Sarah decided to once again engaged in a Little Trump Ass-Kissing.

In this instance and only after a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste was affectionately applied by Tucker Carlson, Sarah made the following asinine and false comments about The Great Leader.

• “Under President Trump, I think every parent can go to sleep at night knowing that the president of the United States is doing literally everything he can to keep them safe.”
• “He should be reminding people of that, but do it in a way that is compassionate, talk about how he cares about the people and remind them of that being the core of who he is and one of the things he ran on in 2016 and helped him get elected.” 

It would take a monumental leap of faith for anyone other than a dyed-in-the-wool Deranged Trump Sycophant to even suggest that he is a “compassionate” person or able to so act.

Apparently, Sarah also considers any of the following persons to have been “compassionate” during the time of power.

• Idi “see ya at dinner” Amin Dada: former President of Uganda and cannibal devotee
• Benito “Il Duce” Mussolini: Prime Minister of Italy
• Nicolas “Bloody Nicholas” II: Emperor of Russia
• Saddam “Butcher of Baghdad” Hussein: President of Iraq
• Vlad “The Impaler” III: Emperor of Romania
• Robert “The Crocodile” Mugabe: Zimbabwe Prime Minister

Hopefully, someone associated with Sean Hannity or Tucker Carlson have taken the necessary steps to reimburse Sarah for the costs she incurred in purchasing a jar of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.

Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 8

Bigot Award = 1

Liar Award Winner = 5

Miscellaneous Awards = 2

Moron Award = 1

Tina Fey Award Winner = 5