Colorado’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 99.55%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.85%. In the Colorado judicial system, there are 284 judges and magistrates throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Judicial Disciplinary Commission had the chutzpah to claim they could only find two (2) unethical judge in their midst. The makeup of said courts and the findings of misconduct are as follows.

• 1 = number of resignations with discipline pending
• 1 = number of censures

This laughable finding by the comedians sitting on the Colorado Supreme Court means that Colorado’s Judicial Ivory Soap Purity rating of 99.55% for 2019 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent judge.

This would mean that if all 388 judges and magistrates attended a speech at the Athmar Branch library in Denver, it would be virtually impossible to locate the two (2) unethical judge even if he shouted and waived his hands wildly.

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Colorado are extremely fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your judges are Ethical and/or Intellectual Giants.