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Pfizer announces new product to eliminate Trump lies
This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or article dealing with his conduct. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.
It is a well-known fact that The Great Leader is the All Time World Heavyweight Champion Liar. According to the Washington Post, The Great Leader has spewed forth 20,000 lies since ascending to the throne on January 21, 2017. Put simply, he has no peers when it comes to lying!
After being provided with separate $20 donations from Robert De Niro, George Conway (Kellyanne Conway’s husband), Amy Schumer, Matt Damon, Margaret Cho, Cher, Alec Baldwin, Lawrence O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg and Nancy Pelosi to the Pfizer corporation, it agreed to perform some serious research into developing a product that would prevent The Great Leader from spewing forth any more lies.
After several months of trials, Pfizer finally came up with a reliable product that will prevent The Great Leader from telling any more lies or spewing forth an unrelentless amount of BS no matter how hard he tries. And that product is:
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For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below
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