Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump: Today’s “Liar” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

To assure his standing as the World’s Leading Heavyweight Liar, The Great Leader decided to fabricate a falsehood regarding the refusal of North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper to yield to demands that the GOP nominating convention in Charlotte not have any restrictions for distancing or masks.

During a recent (ca. 07/19/20) North Carolina telephone rally, The Great Leader made the following false statements, all of which were meant to be provided as additional red meat to be devoured by his low I.Q. followers.  

• "But Roy Cooper said you can't have people meeting in a room.”
• “He actually told me the most you can have meeting -- we have a 19,000-seat center as you know -- and he said the most you can have is 10 people because that's what the rules are, 10 people."

Of course, Gov. Cooper responded to this asinine lie by stating that he never made any such statement.

Only someone with an I.Q. just a tad higher than the speed limit in a school zone would believe that Gov. Cooper actually told The Great Leader he would only allow 10 people to attend the GOP nominating convention at an arena that would accommodate 19,000 attendees.

To be fair to The Great Leader it may well be that Gov. Cooper told him that only 10 people with an I.Q. above 132 would be allowed entry to the arena.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 30
16. Misc. Awards = 99
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53