Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Narcissistic Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

During a recent (ca. late June 2020), appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, The Great Leader decided to further his standing as the World’s Number One Narcissistic Comedian.

Several unreliable sources have indicated that in the recent past (ca. late June 2020), that The Great Leader has continued to past himself on the derriere by claiming that if it wasn’t for him that the lives lost from the Coronavirus pandemic would have been horrendous.

The sources asserted that The Great Leader made the following claims.

• “If it wasn’t for my early intervention in late January 2020 to prevent some Chinese from entering the country, millions of American would have died from the virus.”
• “The swift and decisive actions of President Trump saved at least 350 to 400 million American lives.”

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, since the US population is 329.9 million as of July 4, 2020, it would be magical for The Great Leader to have saved at least 350 million Americans from dying from the Coronavirus as of January 2020, right.

 Wow, I bet he could save at least 50,000 folks from dying from the virus living in Bowling Green, Ohio even though the population is just under 32,000.

I bet if Houdini were alive, he’d feel like an amateurish piker compared to the magic that The Great Leader possesses.

What’s next for The Great Leader? Will he claim he’s “the smartest guy in America?” Or will he claim that he’s a “stable genius?” Ooops, my bad!

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 30
16. Misc. Awards = 99
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53