Donald Trump announces list of his reading material

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Due to the recent (ca. June 2020), media reports that Russia has offered and/or has in fact paid bounties to members of the Taliban in Afghanistan to murder American soldiers, The Great Leader has come under blistering attack for doing absolutely nothing to protect our soldiers from Vladimir Putin’s targeting for money of our soldiers.

As expected, The Great Leader denied any knowledge of the matter by sending out the following tweets.

• “Nobody briefed or told me, @VP Pence, or Chief of Staff @MarkMeadows about the so-called attacks on our troops in Afghanistan by Russians, as reported through an ‘anonymous source’ by the Fake News @nytimes.”
• “Everybody is denying it & there have not been many attacks on us.”
• “Nobody’s been tougher on Russia than the Trump Administration.”

Numerous reports from members of the White House have established beyond all doubt that The Great Leader does not read the daily intelligence briefings provided to him by the intelligence community.

However, to be fair to The Great Leader, several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that the following is a short list of materials, both print and internet based that he reads on a daily or weekly basis and as a result he is able to formulate American policy on any number of important subjects.

• Mad Magazine
• The Moscow Times (Russia’s leading English-language publication)
• The Onion: America’s Finest News Source
• North Korea Times
• Marvel’s G.I. Joe Comics
• The Shanghai Daily
• The Fox News Comedy Network starring Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham

We certainly are very lucky to have a President who is willing to spend an inordinate amount of time every day reviewing various media sources so that he can render appropriate decisions on matters that affect all of us.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 77 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 78 thru 88 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 89 thru 94 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 95 thru 101
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 325 thru 340 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 30
16. Misc. Awards = 99
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 36
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 53