► Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Chuckie. In the past, he has been the recipient of sixteen (16) Awards in various categories and the subject of two (2) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
FYI: Chuckie has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the last 60 years (1959 to 2020). If it wasn’t for a government check, Chuckie would likely have been relegated to working as a meat cutter at the Iowa Premium LLC meat packing plant located in Tama, Iowa.
Shortly after The Great Leader was roundly and justifiably pilloried for posing for a Photo Op in front St. John’s Episcopalian Church while holding a Bible upside down, Chuckie decided it was incumbent upon him to give comfort and aid to The Great Leader.
Towards that end and only after applying only after spraying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh for the ultimate protection a thick coat of for that ultimate protection, Chuckie made the following statement to a CNN reporter.
I see Chuckie Baby; you not only expected a serial liar and lifelong bigot to carry a Bible upside down to bring attention to terrorist activity that caused damage to the church, but you believe it was something Trump was required to do.
Well Chuckie, why aren’t you commenting on The Great Leader’s refusal to travel to Minneapolis in support of George Wright who was murdered by a policeman? Why not answer that question Chuckie. Trust me, inquiring minds would like to know the answer.
And lastly, why in the hell did the voters in Iowa decide to reelect someone who has dedicated his adult life to devouring public pork to another 6-year term in November 2018 when he was 85-years old and would be 91-years old if he lived out his 6 year term through 2025.
Hopefully, one of The Great Leader’s designated Sycophants or Lackies took affirmative action to reimburse Chuckie for the costs he incurred in purchasing a container of Industrial Strength Booty Fresh.
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