Donald “Trumporleone” Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

Shortly after the murder of George Floyd in Minneapolis, protests about police misconduct have broken out all over the U.S. of A. There have been massive protests in DC, one of which led The Great Leader to seek refuge in a bunker in the basement of the White House.

Subsequently, The Great Leader ordered thousands of law enforcement types and members of the National Guard to protect him from the massive protest and protesters even though for the most part the protests were peaceful. As one would suspect, there was a criminal element that used the protests as an excuse to engage in looting.

After DC Mayor Muriel Bowser renamed a street outside the White House “Black Lives Matter Plaza” and ordered city crews to paint the message in gigantic yellow letters down 16th Street, The Great Leader decided to do what he does best and that was to go on the attack against the Mayor. In doing so, The Great Leader sent out the following tweets, all of which were designed to provide additional red meat to his fellow bigots and/or low I.Q. followers.

• “The incompetent Mayor of Washington, D.C., @MayorBowser, who’s budget is totally out of control and is constantly coming back to us for “handouts”, is now fighting with the National Guard, who saved her from great embarrassment over the last number of nights.”
• “If she doesn’t treat these men and women well, then we’ll bring in a different group of men and women!

Here’s a proven incompetent moron who went through at least five bankruptcies involving Atlantic City casinos. Does anyone know of another businessman that was so incompetent he could not turn a profit running a casino? Now folks, you tell me who’s the incompetent buffoon (my sincerest apologies to buffoons) here?

Several unreliable and anonymous sources provided me with the following names of the Patriotic American Superheroes that The Great Leader is considering bringing into DC to teach the protestors a lesson they will not soon forget.

• Ex. Rep. Dennis Hastert: convicted child molester will threaten to molest male protestors
• Clint Eastwood: 90-year-old will use “Dirty Harry” tactics v. protestors
• Dennis Rodman: Will stomp protestors with his high heels
• Hulk Hogan: Will body slam unruly protestors
• Ex. Rep. Anthony Weiner: Will expose himself causing protestors to flee
• Kid Rock: Will sing song to drive African Americans
• Ex. Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevic will bribe protestors to leave
• Charlie Sheen will threaten to assault female protestors causing them to flee

With the threat of sending this esteemed group of American Super Patriots to DC to quell further protests, it is highly likely upon learning of this fact will cause Mayor Bowser to consider imposing a 24-hour curfew.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
6. Dawg Laments: Art. 2 thru 87
7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
9. Bullshit Awards = 72
10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
11. Dumbo Awards = 5
12. Humanitarian Award = 11
13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
14. Liar Awards = 132
15. Lunatic Awards = 29
16. Misc. Awards = 95
17. Misogynist Awards = 3
18. Moron Awards = 48
19. Narcissist Awards = 37
20. Screwball Awards = 12
21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 52