Eric Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield Comic” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Eric. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. May 2020), appearance with fellow comedian Jeanine Pirro on the Fox News Comedy Network, Eric decided to further his bona fides as an Aspiring Standup Comedian. In this instance, he decided to play the part of an epidemiologist and practicing infectious disease physician.

Towards that end, Eric spewed forth the following BS, all of which was aimed at providing his and Jeanine’s low I.Q. followers some additional red meat to digest.

• “They [Democrats] think they’re taking away Donald Trump’s greatest tool, which is to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every time.”
• “You watch, they will milk it every single day between now and November 3rd.”
• “And guess what – after November 3rd, coronavirus will magically, all of the sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen.”

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Willikers, according to Dr. Eric Trump and his Magic Quija Board, he can look into the future and determine factually the exact date that the Coronavirus will disappear from the face of the earth.

Wow, is this guy good or what? Hey Eric, as a long-time and seriously depressed Detroit Lions fan, can you check with your Magic Quija Board and tell me the exact date they will win the Super Bowl? I not, what about the exact date the Cleveland Indians are going to win the World Series.

By using my trust abacus, I was able to determine that the following Great Leader rallies had a tad fewer than 50,000 fans in attendance.

• Aug 2017 Phoenix, AZ: 4,200 = 45,800 short of 50,000
• Dec 2019 Hershey, PA: 10,500 = 39,500 short of 50,000
• Dec 2019 Michigan: 6,500 = 43,500 short of 50,000
• April 2018 Nashville rally: 5,500 = 44,500 short of 50,000
• Jan 2020 Wildwood, NJ rally: 7,400 = 42,600 short of 50,000

According to Eric, the five rallies listed above should have had at least 250,000 attendees; however, according to reports by officials reporting on the crowds, there was only 34,100 at all five, which equates to an average of 6,820 per rally.

This is just further proof that in addition to his hopes of becoming an Aspiring Standup Comedian, Eric should consider enrolling in a introductory arithmetic class.

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 1

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