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Mitt Romney: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner  Congratulations to….
Mitt Romney
Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner
Now that Rick “The Screwball” Santorum has dropped out of the race to run against Obama in November, Mitt the Comic has decided its time to let us all see even more of his creative-comic side. Towards that end, Mitt authored a new comedic script about employment status of women wherein he said,
“This is an amazing statistic. The percentage of jobs lost by women in the president’s three years, three and a half years—92.3 percent of all the jobs lost during Obama years have been lost by women.”
If true it would conclusively prove that Obama has been engaged in a secretive “war on women” since he came into office. In fact it would establish his bona fides as a founding member of the Progressive Misogynists Society (PMS).
The liberal media has attacked Mitt’s comic presentation as an outright lie. Can ya really rely on attacks emanating from commie-pinko types working for the NY Times or the Huffington Post?
These same “I hate America” liberals would have attacked Mitt if he said 148% of all federal income taxes are paid by one-percenters such as himself. Poor Mitt can’t win for losing!
Congrats Mitt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most accomplished Standup Comedians; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California
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