Mike Pence: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Mikey. In the past, he has been the recipient of nine (9) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. April 2020) appearance on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show, Mikey decided to once again prove that he’s a Dedicated Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kisser by commenting on the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic.

Towards that end and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Mikey made the following sycophantic statements about the Coronavirus and baselessly accusing the World Health Organization (WHO) if misfeasance in a sickening attempt to further suck-up to The Great Leader.

• “We expect to continue to help fund the WHO, but that doesn’t mean that at the right time in the future, we aren’t going to ask the tough questions about how the World Health Organization could have been so wrong.”
• “Literally at the time that President Trump set up the coronavirus task force in January and suspended all travel from China, just days before that, the World Health Organization was continuing to diminish the threat of Coronavirus and its impact in China.”

The truth is that the WHO officially declared Coronavirus to be a global health emergency on the same day The Great Leader suspended travel from China.

According to Mikey the Sycophantic Ass-Kissing Loser, falsely claims that the WHO made a declaration “diminishing the Coronavirus and its impact on China.”

It cannot be disputed that Mikey is a serious candidate for double knee replacement surgery for the inordinate amount of time he’s spent on his knees genuflecting in honor of The Great Leader and/or kissing his substantial derriere.

Ass-Kisser Awards = 4

Bigot Award Winner =1

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Hypocrite Award Winner = 1

Liar Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1