► Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ): Today’s “Quack Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
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► Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ): Today’s “Quack Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner ![]() First and foremost, prior to penning an op-ed in the Washington Examiner attacking the handling of the Coronavirus pandemic by his master, The Great Leader, Andy and his fellow members of the Freedom Caucus were instructed to take a “Revised Hippocratic Oath” to cover their derrieres since they are basically engaged in the practice of medicine. A copy of that oath can be viewed by visiting the URL listed at the end of this article.
Andy is another in a long list of loser attorneys like Sen. Lindsey Graham that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in from University of Arizona School of Law. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
In an ongoing effort to further establish his bona fides as trusted Trump Sycophantic Ass-Kisser and Aspiring Physician, Andy decided he had the medical knowledge and skill to criticize Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country’s leading infectious disease expert. Dr. Andy’s primary complaint is that Dr. Fauci’s social distancing recommendations and stay-at-home policies are causing distress among businesses and workers.
Andy then made the following comments about Dr. Fauci and distancing in an op-ed piece published by the right-wing rag The Washington Examiner, but only after a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection.
Billy continued with his medically induced prognosis by saying:
According to Billy and those of his ilk, the country would be better off if social distancing ended abruptly even if it would likely lead to an explosion in Coronavirus deaths.
And of course, if additional deaths did occur, Billy would blame it on Obama or Nancy Pelosi or maybe the Pope. He as hell wouldn’t blame it on The Great Leader.
As we speak (ca. April 2020), Billy continues to sit as a member of Congress in Washington, DC.
Freedom Caucus House members “Revised Hippocratic Oath” https://tinyurl.com/tpreesl
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