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Trump “Small Hands Donnie” orders knee pads be issued to compliant news reporters


FYI: This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 516 awards, 115 opinion pieces and 61 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.


To show his appreciation to the great news reporters, all of whom are and have been worthy of receiving Pulitzers for National Reporting, Editorial Writing, Breaking News Reporting and for Commentary, The Great Leader is in the process of issuing an executive order to provide each and every one of them with a pair of Trumpian Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads.


These reporters and have distinguished themselves by acting in the same manner as Walter Cronkite Walter Winchell did in their heyday. The initial recipients of a pair of personally autographed Trumpian Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads.


Sean Hannity

Rush “The Doper” Limbaugh

Lou “The Lip” Dobbs

Laura Ingraham

Tucker Carlson

Infowars’ Alex Jones


A three-day ceremony handing out certificates will be held at Mar-a-Lago and the television rights have been awarded to the Fox News Comedy Network.


Hotel room costs for three nights for the winners and media members will be at the reduced cost of $1,500 a night, which will include free coffee and donuts every morning. Rates for dining at the Mar-a-Lago Club for all attendees will be as follows:

  • $45 for all mixed drinks
  • $15 for one bottle of Budweiser or Coors Light
  • $55 for a Trump Vodka martini
  • $85 for a hamburger with fries
  • $35 for a hotdog without fries
  • $75 for a small cheese pizza

All the profits emanating from this inaugural event will be evenly divided with 95% going to the Trump Criminal Defense Fund and 5% going to the Rudi Giuliani Criminal Defense Fund.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 76
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 17
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 4
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 130
  15. Lunatic Awards = 28
  16. Misc. Awards = 83
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 44
  19. Narcissist Awards = 37
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51

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