Trump announces celebration for distinguished Pedophiles, Wife-beaters and Sexual Assaulters

To assure that he corners the market on garnering campaign contributions from well-known and highly disrespected pedophiles, rapists, wife-beaters and sexual assaulters, The Great Leader is going to preside over a glamorous fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago in early April 2020.

The list of invited luminaries who have accepted an invitation to attend and have made the minimum campaign contribution of $575,000 per person or $1 million for a couple are as follows:

• Bill Cosby and his wife Camille
• Harvey Weinstein
• Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) (emailed nude photos of himself)
• Roman Polanski and current wife Emmanuelle Seigner
• Paul Reubens (aka, Pee Wee Herman)
• Woody Allen and wife Soon-Yi Previn (adopted daughter)
• Roy Moore – former Alabama Chief Justice (sex with 14-year-old girl)
• Dennis Hastert (Former Speaker of the House) – sexually abused young boys
• Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY): sent photos of his junk to several women
• Sen. Larry (Bathroom Larry) Craig (R-ID): charged with playing footsy in bathroom with undercover officer at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
• Sen. David Vitter (R-LA): employed call girls from the “D.C. Madam” Deborah Palfrey
• Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL): sent sexually explicit e-mails to teenage male congressional pages

Room charges for the event at Mar-a-Lago will be $950 per person per night, which will include free access to 24-hour TV coverage of the Fox News Comedy Network.

Revenue from the event will be divided evenly with 50% going to the Donald Trump & Family Criminal Defense Fund and the other 50% going to the new Trump Foundation that was formed to payoff any woman that The Great Leader has sexually assaulted in the past and/or is expected to assault in the future.

It is anticipated that there will be a lot of ass-grabbing, lip locking, reach arounds and assorted touchy feely conduct being engaged in by the good folks listed above.

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