Fox’s Lou Dobbs: Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser Award” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of twenty-eight (28) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (ca. March 2020) episode of the Fox Business News’ Lou Dobbs Comedy Show, Louie decided to further his standing as one of America’s Premier Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissers by arguing that The Great Leader should appoint a special counsel to investigate Joe Biden.

Towards that end, and only after applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Louie engaged in the following dialogue with fellow Trump Sycophant and Right-Wing Hack Tom Fitton intended to be additional red meat to be digested by his low I.Q. followers.

LOUIE:

“Let me turn to Lindsey Graham congratulating Joe and Jill Biden on their South Carolina victory, and he's still -- still has not done anything about investigating the Bidens and Burisma, the entire Ukrainian quagmire. Why not?

TOMMY:

“I think the president should appoint a special counsel, independent, the Justice Department, the FBI and, frankly, Congress, and order full transparency by his agencies so the American people can see the information, as opposed to relying on the hapless Congress or, in many ways, the co-conspirators in Congress with the deep state to find out the truth.”

“They're usually involved either in covering it up, or they're uninterested in finding it, or they really don't know what to do.”

LOUIE:

“Well, Tom, I have to say I -- I support your idea of a special counsel because of -- I share, as you know, Judicial Watch's commitment to the public's right to know.”

“But I also have to admit that there is a small, petty insignificant particle of pettiness in me that would like to see the delicious moment at which the president sics a special counsel on someone else.”

“It would be somewhat ironic justice, if you will.”

Louie and his comrade Tommy’s argument that The Great Leader should appoint a “special counsel” is laughable at best since the only person in the government who can appoint a “special counsel” is the U.S. Attorney General.

You’d think a couple of Sycophantic Trump Ass-Kissers like Tommy and Louie would know this since it was acting Attorney General Rob Rosenstein who appointed James Comey as “special counsel” to investigate Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

It is painfully clear that these Twin Towers of Ignorance will say anything to satisfy their intellectually infirm followers, which of course would include The Great Leader.

Ass-Kisser Award = 18

Bigot Award Winner = 4

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1

Lunatic Award Winner = 2

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1