Fox’s Laura Ingraham: Today’s “Mike Pence Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Laura. In the past, she has been the recipient of twenty (20) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article.

FYI: Laura is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into political punditry after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after she graduated from the University of Virginia Law School. Therefore, she decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), political punditry.

During a recent (ca. February 2020) episode of The Ingraham Comedy Show, Laura decided to act as an apologetic shill for Vice President Mike Pence regarding is appointment by The Great Leader to head the Coronavirus response team.

Towards that end and only after spraying a thick coat of “Booty Fresh” for the ultimate protection, Laura made the following statements to be digested as red meat by her intellectually infirm followers.

• “Even before he spoke, the usual suspects continued to launch their wildly unfair and deceitful smear campaign against the President and his team of professionals on his emergency response team.”
• “Now here are their five biggest lies. Lie number one. VP Pence isn't qualified to manage coronavirus task force.”
• “These attacks are so pathetic they're almost not worth dignifying with a response.”
• “They really just hate the fact that Mike Pence is pro-life.”

Laura continued with her asinine rant by saying:

• “That he doesn't believe in enabling drug users, basically that he's not a liberal.”
• “Because all those liberal governors are doing such a great job with their states' crises.”

This laughable statement was in response to the fact that Pence was the Indiana Governor who allowed an unwarranted outbreak of the HIV virus because he refused to provide drug users in Scott County with disposable syringes to prevent the spread of HIV. And his main reason was the you could basically pray HIV away.

As evidence that Laura’s comments that “liberal governors” are doing a lousy job regarding drug users (opioid overdose deaths), it should be noted that of the top five (5) states for opioid overdose deaths are led by the “liberal governors” set forth below.

• No. 1 West Virginia – Gov. Jim Justice Republican
• No. 2 Ohio – Gov. Mike DeWine Republican
• No. 4 New Hampshire – Gov. Chris Sununu Republican

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 7
2. Bigot Award Winner = 7
3. Moron Award Winner = 3
4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
5. Tina Fey Comic Award Winner = 1
6. Folks will opt to wear “Depends” rather than share bathroom with Transgender people: Art. 198 Bullshit Awards
7. Who will President Romney nominate to the Supreme Court? – Art.  294 Dawg Opinions