| ► Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
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Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC): Today’s “Puke Bag Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been
the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
It should be noted that Lindsey has had his significant snout firmly implanted in the public trough for the past thirty-six (36) years. Apparently, no self-respecting law firm in the greater Charleston area was about to offer Lindsey a good paying job.
FYI: Lindsey is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from the University South Carolina School of Law in 1981. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
Additionally, the University of South Carolina was ranked as the 155th best law school in the country out of 177 ABA (American Bar Association) accredited law schools in the early 1980s.
During a recent (ca. February 2020) appearance on the Fox New Comedy Channel, Lindsey decided to once again prove that he’s a reliable Trump Ass-Kissing Sycophantic Lunatic by going after Joe Biden and his son after he and his Senate Trump Ass-Kissers with the exception of Sen. Romney voted to acquit him.
Towards that end and only after lathering up his sorely chapped lips with a tube of Industrial Strength Chapstick, Lindsey engaged spewed forth the following hyperbolic (BS) as additional red meat to be digested by Fox’s and The Great Leader’s low I.Q. followers.
After applying a thick coat of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for that ultimate protection, Lindsey continued on with his asinine rant by saying:
“We’re going to get to the bottom of all of this to make sure this never happens again.”
Yeah Lindsey and his fellow Republican Comrades want to make sure that exposing corrupt president like The Great Leader for seeking foreign assistance to ger reelected is never again investigated. Of course, that would be true if the President was a Democrat, right Lindsey Baby?
Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his designated Lackies has taken steps to reimburse Mikey for the costs he incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.
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